A Picture

I’m singing to a picture, It’s not as good as the real thing, but it’s clearer than my memory, which always blurs the little things. The details of your body, How your hair falls down your face. So I’m staring at the pixels, And the smile I want to make. Girl, I wanna make you […]

Shiver Bivy

I keep an open schedule for moments like these. I’m not much of a planner. You never know when you’ll be biking along and a friend will call you to say “Turn around! We’re at Draught Works.” The next thing you know, you’re on top of a peak shivering in the dark. Who would want […]

The Measure of Things

We are not the measure of things, yet so often define ourselves by them. By our nice cars, homes, and commodities. We weigh our pocket books, and yet constantly wish they were fuller. But we are our more than this. If you are like me then on top of that you wish for a spouse, […]

Subtle Communication

Dear Wof I think we all like to be right. To at least feel like we are right most of the time. Or in your case, every once in a while. But it’s nice to feel like we’ve passed good judgment over a situation, a person, or whatever. In hope that, in the words of […]

The Wallflower

Dear WOF One of my great temptations is to write at someone. Sometimes I want to vent, to passively correct a wrong, but I’d say most of the time I want to impress. And more than likely it’s to impress a girl, but don’t worry it’s not you. Let me take you on a lack […]

The Past

Dear Wof, It’s been about 6 years since the divorce. I’m not going to go into details about it. You can read that on my blog if you really want. You’ll have to find it though, adding a link would make it too easy and I don’t really want to wander through those archives. Lots […]

A Crush

Dear Wof, Have you ever wanted to tell someone how beautiful they were? No strings attached, well maybe a thin thread of a small crush but nothing worth clinging too. It’s ok to have a crush on a beautiful soul right? Or at least one who has given you that impression. A crush is pretty […]

Trust the Process

Dear Wof, Brace yourself for wisdom. Are you braced? OK, here goes. “Don’t forget to breathe, you’ll live longer.” Mind blown? That’s about the best I’ve got for wisdom. It’s a good thing you braced yourself, huh? It’s been fun becoming a part of Missoula. I’m starting to make friends. Don’t be so surprised, I’m […]

Fed Up

Dear WOF, I’m done. That’s the best way to start a fed up letter. Fed up, that may be the first time I’ve ever written that out. Fed being the past of Feed which is a verb associated with Food…Interesting. Well maybe not but you’re still reading. Continuing…I can’t take dating apps anymore. I know, […]


Dear Wof, How does it feel to be neglected? Did you even notice? Well, I haven’t missed you one bit. All those letter you wrote are just sitting in the closet. And if they actually existed I wouldn’t miss them either. I said that with a hard e, just wanted to clarify. I save the […]


Dear Wof, I feel like I’ve been on a walkabout for some 4 years now. A friend of mine says: Dwayne, you know you’re like a fart in the wind. You just never know where you’re going to waft. And he’s right about one thing…I smell. Another friend of mind told me. Dwayne, I don’t […]

Cheap Quotes

Dear Wof, We can’t all be as perfect as myself. It’s a lot of pressure when everyone likes you, laughs at your jokes, and envy’s your very prescience. That’s a burden I must bear, and I won’t trouble you with it. But today, I have a frustration I want to share with you. Two messages […]


Dear Wof, For the last few weeks I have been waking up at 6:00am with the goal being to get a solid 40hrs of work in every week. Waking up for me if quite the process, so when I say 6:00am I really mean out of bed by 7:30am. I set about 10 alarms each […]

1 2 3 22